Harry paaji......post ur shayari here so that every1 can admire it
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Thukra ke usne mujhko, kaha ki muskuraao! Maine has diya, aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.
I guess i'm d first one here, so here it goes to d girl whom i loved d most
yaaro yeh shayari wohi samajh sakta hai jo is dard se kabhi guzra ho.....(but i hope no one ever goes thru it)
Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han, Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
robby: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife? balli: What r u saying? I’d never even think abt such thing. robby: U might want 2. She’s much better then urs.
meria yaadan de phull hanjua ch' uttaar de, jo zindagi baaki RANI hain hass ke guzaar de, hor kujh mainu mehsoos na hove, dena tan mainu thoda jeha pyaar de, ajj v chahat teri mere dil da janoon hain, teria bahan vich mere dil da skoon hain, tu khush rahe meri ehi hain dua, teria khushian ch' he mera pyaar hain
Bulan Utte Kine Hi Jawab Ronde Honge, Kalle Kitte Baith Ke Oh Kar Kar Yaad Sanu Mukh Utte Rakh Ke Kitab Ronde Honge,Froli Tu Purania Kitaban Kade Gaur Naal, Yaara Tenu Ditte Jo Gulab Ronde Honge
Dosti Karn da Fayida ta JE Dilyan vich Khich HOve, Dost Chahe Jina Door HOve, Gallyan Doh Te Matlab ek HOve, Lakh vajjan teer Seene te, zakham Doh te dard Ek Hove
Barsaat Wich Asin Pani Ban Ke Var Jana, Patjhad Wich Asin Full Ban Ke Jhad Jana,Enna Rusaya Na Kar Sade Nal Yaara, Ek Din Tainnu Bin Dasse Iss Duniya To SANTE Tur Jana
Ek raat ka sawal hai, tu bata kya khayal hai, ek raat ka sawal hai tu bata kya khayal hai, Khwabon mein tu, Khayalon mein tu, khawabon mein tu khayalon mein tu, Tu hi tu tu hi tu, Can I have a one night stand with you, can I have a one night stand with you, can I have a one night stand with you, ohoohhhohohohoo! This goes out to porn star...
Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , L*n Karo Tight , Ch*ot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night.
Rape case : Vakil -bhenji kya hua tha? 1st time isne mujhe giraya . Fir bhenji? Fir blouse fada. Fir bhenji? Fir petikot fada. Fir bhenji? Fir aapki bhen chud gayi
OYE KHUTI ADULT SHAYARI DOONDHI HAIN MAINE...HOPE U FIND IT FUNNY
• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body? A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
• Wishing you a seductive & wondrful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man. If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration. Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches? Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"? A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
• Q: What is the height of shock? A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
• Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven, So stick it in.
• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
• Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
• Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight. Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them? Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
1) Name the three greatest kings of the world? sucKING, licKING and fucKING!
- Sudhir Nagar (sudhir.nagar11@rediffmail.com)
2) Define BOOBS: Two big hills with a dry rivulet in between.
3) Arz kiya hai: Aajkal ke baaache bahut hi shataan hain Umar sirf 2 mahine ki Ek to Muh se chooste hain aur doosara haath se dabaate hain.
4) Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.
5) Galib ek din bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or bola: 'tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib, ke ansu bhi niklte hai raste badal badal kar'!
6) Agar asmaan tak ap ke hath jaate, Arj kiya hai.., Agar asmaan tak aap ke haath jaate., to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Gand main bhi Ap ungli kar Aate...!
7) Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahihe. . . ??? jeenda rahne tak uska khada lund aur marne ke baad uska provident fund.
8) Ek Bar ek shaitan bhagwan se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, bhagwan haskar bole ja tujhe ''WHISPER" (a sanitary pad) bana diya.
9) Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,jab bajana bandh kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja.
10) What is the difference between Strength and Stamina? Strength is when u can hang a wet towel on your dick; and
Stamina is when u can keep it hanging there, till it dries
1) daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
2) Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
3) Best shayri of the world: Ji karta hai main choom loon uski Tatti main pare us matar k dane ko, kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga.
4) Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
5) To answer the SMS: Atak pe Fatak Fatak pe Jaupda (hut) tu kya shayari marega tere maa kaa bhoosda
6) Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
7) cham cham karti aayi wo cham cham karti chali gayi wo tu lund khole khara tha KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
8) Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
9) Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
10) Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain, gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.
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Thukra ke usne mujhko,
kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.
I guess i'm d first one here, so here it goes to d girl whom i loved d most
yaaro yeh shayari wohi samajh sakta hai jo is dard se kabhi guzra ho.....(but i hope no one ever goes thru it)
Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkar
woh humse wafa ki baat karte hain.
yeh kaisi chahat hai yaaro,
woh bewafa hain yeh jaankar bhi
hum unhi se mohabbat karte hain.
wah robby wah......
Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
3 Facts of Life:
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
Ek white colour ka condom dena.
White hi kyun?
Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Dabaa ke doodh piyo.
Doodh to khoob peeta hoon per wohh dabaney nahin deti
balli: Bhai Saab ek condom dena. Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Singh: Is par cover chada du.
balli: arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
jassa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
jassa: Free mein
After 3 hrs of sex balli said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
balli: No..No... Now turn around
robby: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
balli: What r u saying? I’d never even think abt such thing.
robby: U might want 2. She’s much better then urs.
Singh if u want more jus tell me
great job pro....keep em coming, they r hilarious...
Thanks a lot....n the last one's my favorite
meria yaadan de phull hanjua ch' uttaar de, jo zindagi baaki RANI hain hass ke guzaar de, hor kujh mainu mehsoos na hove, dena tan mainu thoda jeha pyaar de, ajj v chahat teri mere dil da janoon hain, teria bahan vich mere dil da skoon hain, tu khush rahe meri ehi hain dua, teria khushian ch' he mera pyaar hain
Bulan Utte Kine Hi Jawab Ronde Honge, Kalle Kitte Baith Ke Oh Kar Kar Yaad Sanu Mukh Utte Rakh Ke Kitab Ronde Honge,Froli Tu Purania Kitaban Kade Gaur Naal, Yaara Tenu Ditte Jo Gulab Ronde Honge
Dosti Karn da Fayida ta JE Dilyan vich Khich HOve, Dost Chahe Jina Door HOve, Gallyan Doh Te Matlab ek HOve, Lakh vajjan teer Seene te, zakham Doh te dard Ek Hove
Barsaat Wich Asin Pani Ban Ke Var Jana, Patjhad Wich Asin Full Ban Ke Jhad Jana,Enna Rusaya Na Kar Sade Nal Yaara, Ek Din Tainnu Bin Dasse Iss Duniya To SANTE Tur Jana
lovely shayari sante....lovely
KHUTI!!!!!!!!!!!
Ek raat ka sawal hai, tu bata kya khayal hai, ek raat ka sawal hai tu bata kya khayal hai, Khwabon mein tu, Khayalon mein tu, khawabon mein tu khayalon mein tu, Tu hi tu tu hi tu, Can I have a one night stand with you, can I have a one night stand with you, can I have a one night stand with you, ohoohhhohohohoo!
This goes out to porn star...
ki haal hai sante....
Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , L*n Karo Tight , Ch*ot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night.
Rape case : Vakil -bhenji kya hua tha?
1st time isne mujhe giraya .
Fir bhenji?
Fir blouse fada.
Fir bhenji?
Fir petikot fada.
Fir bhenji?
Fir aapki bhen chud gayi
OYE KHUTI ADULT SHAYARI DOONDHI HAIN MAINE...HOPE U FIND IT FUNNY
• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
• Wishing you a seductive & wondrful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
• Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
• Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
1)
Name the three greatest kings of the world?
sucKING, licKING and fucKING!
- Sudhir Nagar (sudhir.nagar11@rediffmail.com)
2)
Define BOOBS:
Two big hills with a dry rivulet in between.
3)
Arz kiya hai:
Aajkal ke baaache bahut hi shataan hain
Umar sirf 2 mahine ki
Ek to Muh se chooste hain aur doosara haath se dabaate hain.
4)
Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.
5)
Galib ek din bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or bola: 'tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib, ke ansu bhi niklte hai raste badal badal kar'!
6)
Agar asmaan tak ap ke hath jaate, Arj kiya hai.., Agar asmaan tak aap ke haath jaate., to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Gand main bhi Ap ungli kar Aate...!
7)
Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahihe. . . ??? jeenda rahne tak uska khada lund aur marne ke baad uska provident fund.
8)
Ek Bar ek shaitan bhagwan se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, bhagwan haskar bole ja tujhe ''WHISPER" (a sanitary pad) bana diya.
9)
Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,jab bajana bandh kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja.
10)
What is the difference between Strength and Stamina?
Strength is when u can hang a wet towel on your dick; and
Stamina is when u can keep it hanging there, till it dries
1)
daru se dosti lever ko khatra
randi se dosti lund ko khatra
mere se dosti gaand ko khatra
MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
2)
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
3)
Best shayri of the world:
Ji karta hai main choom
loon uski Tatti main pare
us matar k dane ko, kambakht
wo to kam se kam uske
labo se hokar gujra hoga.
4)
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
5)
To answer the SMS:
Atak pe Fatak
Fatak pe Jaupda (hut)
tu kya shayari marega
tere maa kaa bhoosda
6)
Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
7)
cham cham karti aayi wo
cham cham karti chali gayi wo
tu lund khole khara tha
KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
8)
Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
9)
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor
app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath
sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein
itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
10)
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.
Kaash surat apki itni pyari na hoti.....Kaash aap se mulaqat hamari na hoti.....Sapno me hi dekh leta apko.....To aaj milne ki itni bekrari na hoti.
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